Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
A conversation I had today with my best friend Payton. She just recently got into a car accident. Just so you know what’s goin on.
Her: …It was so scary though.
Me: That’s what you get for being a faggot.
Her: I’M HETEROSEXUAL.
Me: Sounds like something a faggot would say.
Her: Actually no,…
